"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/01/2019 at 08:45 • Filed to: F1 | 0 | 100 |
f1 spoilers may turn up here
will lec lerc finally get his first win? will ferrari manage to avoid fucking everything up for once?...i hope so
theres a possibility all the mercs will asplode and the renaults are looking awefully smokey...maxs honda appears to be on its last legs too...course...gios ferrari asploded too....so its not like they’re in the clear either
anyhoo half the field has grid penalties so the midfield should be fun to watch today
looking forward to seeing how albon does
anyhoo lets go watch the race!
but first a minute of silence
gone too soon....rest in peace
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09/01/2019 at 08:53 | 2 |
This is the most somber grid walk in awhile..like you can feel the soul of this race has been sucked away due to yesterday.
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09/01/2019 at 08:54 | 3 |
Also Ferrari were monsters during Practice and Qualifying, which means they’ll find some way to fuck it up during the last 5 laps
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 08:55 | 1 |
im sure the podium will be pretty somber too
nothing you can do about it...racing will never be perfectly safe
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 08:59 | 0 |
entirely probable.... really hope they dont for once tho
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 09:06 | 2 |
It was a long month but we’re finally back in action.
My morbid curiosity made me look up exactly how Hubert’s accident happened... it was a really unfortunate chain of events.
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:08 | 0 |
yep...unlucky and at a very fast part of the track
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 09:09 | 0 |
Somehow, Leclerc is going to finish the race behind Vettel.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 09:11 | 2 |
P1 Ham
P2 Lec
P3 Bot
R.I.P. Anthoine
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:13 | 1 |
somehow neither Ferrari will win
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09/01/2019 at 09:14 | 1 |
wo mp Max.
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09/01/2019 at 09:15 | 1 |
good job max....ill be shocked if kimis car is still ok
Poor_Sh
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09/01/2019 at 09:15 | 1 |
WTF
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 09:17 | 2 |
It was a careless dive up the inside... but worked out great for Lando!
Poor_Sh
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09/01/2019 at 09:19 | 0 |
How do you roll over a car and bounce back down in an F1 car, and still just drive away fine? I can’t believe Kimi just needed a new front
promoted by the color red
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 09:20 | 0 |
Too busy watching Charles & Max going wheel-to-wheel with the MB to see Max go into the wall. Surprised Kimi’s car can be saved.
Going to be difficult for Carlos Jr. but a second chance is a second chance...
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 09:21 | 0 |
guess they built that alfa like a tank
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
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09/01/2019 at 09:21 | 1 |
and Sainz....
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> promoted by the color red
09/01/2019 at 09:23 | 0 |
im still going to be shocked if kimis car is still running right....
also i dont know what went wrong for carlos....but hes out
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> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 09:23 | 1 |
floor damage
smobgirl
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09/01/2019 at 09:27 | 1 |
Well I predicted max on the podium and that didn’t work out so well.
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> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 09:31 | 1 |
have a feeling kmag and perez will end in tears
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09/01/2019 at 09:32 | 1 |
Ferrari is starting to make a nice gap in front of the Merc’s...so this confirms they’ll fuck this up somehow
smobgirl
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09/01/2019 at 09:34 | 1 |
Come on Alex, time to start passing some people!
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> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 09:36 | 1 |
or not.. that was pretty easy for perez
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 09:36 | 0 |
high time
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 09:40 | 0 |
I don’t know, things are looking pretty good so far...
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 09:41 | 0 |
Whether he drives for RBR or TR it looks like Gasly is right where he belongs again.
Albon isn’t looking so strong, he’s been P14 for a while now...
smobgirl
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:43 | 1 |
Albon is also on mediums and nearly everyone else started on softs.
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 09:44 | 1 |
there we go :)
kmag really seems to be struggling tho
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 09:44 | 1 |
I didn’t know that, hopefully his strategy plays out well.
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:45 | 0 |
Dont they usually do
Poor_Sh
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09/01/2019 at 09:48 | 1 |
Oh please don’t let Hammy pass Leclerc.
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 09:48 | 0 |
Of course minutes after I say that he’s now P9. Really hope he can get a solid result today.
Poor_Sh
> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 09:50 | 0 |
Meant Vettel... oops. But same feeling.
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 09:51 | 0 |
I don’t think he will, HAM isn’t quick enough right now and VET is so fast on the new tires.
smobgirl
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:51 | 0 |
Me too. I feel like that strategy never works as well as they think it will but hopefully he can pull it off.
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09/01/2019 at 09:52 | 2 |
standing ovation in lap 19...thats nice
Poor_Sh
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:53 | 2 |
Yeah jeez looks like Leclerc is the one in trouble lol
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 09:53 | 0 |
Maybe I’m being too optimistic lol
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 09:54 | 0 |
I did say earlier that somehow Leclerc was going to end up behind Vettel.
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09/01/2019 at 09:56 | 0 |
norris is doing pretty well for himself
Poor_Sh
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 09:56 | 0 |
As is tradit
ion in 2019.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 09:57 | 2 |
I get the feeling that Mercedes is trying to go for a strategy similar to Hungary: late switch onto Mediums to catch the Ferraris (well, Vettel specifically since Leclerc is still out there) as their tires fall off.
Not sure how that’ll work since I think it’s much cooler today than in practice... I don’t know.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 09:58 | 1 |
I want him to get a solid result, he’s had some bad luck this year and a P5 would really make up for it.
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09/01/2019 at 09:59 | 0 |
23 laps in...nothing sploded yet.....hrmm
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:00 | 0 |
yeah....im not counting them out yet
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09/01/2019 at 10:01 | 1 |
albon on reds.... time to strut yer stuff mate
smobgirl
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:02 | 1 |
And now we get to see if he can pass better in that car than Gasly could.
Poor_Sh
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09/01/2019 at 10:04 | 0 |
Doesn’t
that put him on a 2 stop?
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:05 | 1 |
Yet!
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> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:05 | 1 |
holy shit... team orders in favour of leclerc
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09/01/2019 at 10:06 | 0 |
Waiting for something exciting to happen
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 10:07 | 0 |
He should be able to take them to the end, HAM/BOT/LEC all pitted at half distance (give or take a lap) and those were soft tires that were used in qualifying as well.
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09/01/2019 at 10:09 | 3 |
I’m pretty sure Vettel sees Hammy in his nightmares
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:09 | 1 |
Makes sense... HAM closed that +7s gap and is now at around +2s.
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 10:10 | 0 |
maybe...looks like the ferraris wont make it either
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 10:11 | 1 |
If not HAM then it’s his own pit wall. Gap now 1.1 sec...
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:11 | 1 |
makes sense and ferrari are not things i normally put together
Poor_Sh
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09/01/2019 at 10:14 | 0 |
Prediction: Leclerc P1, Bottas P2, Hamilton P3, Vettel P4.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
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09/01/2019 at 10:15 | 1 |
And one Ferrari domino has fallen
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:16 | 1 |
It is unusual but it appears to me that Vettel was sacrificed for Leclerc, for once! Leclerc keeps pulling away and HAM is really having trouble with VET.
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09/01/2019 at 10:18 | 2 |
every now and then dutch commentary is comedy gold
gasly just got overtaken by his own car
smobgirl
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:20 | 1 |
I believe he just out ricciardo’d ricciardo.
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 10:21 | 2 |
albon on riciardo was good stuff
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:21 | 1 |
did they make the right call for once?
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09/01/2019 at 10:22 | 0 |
I think vettel is still on vacation
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 10:22 | 0 |
looks like
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:23 | 1 |
So did Ricciardo...
Poor_Sh
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:23 | 0 |
How is Ricciardo still in points at all on those tires?
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09/01/2019 at 10:24 | 3 |
Grosjean has gone full fernando Alonso
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> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:27 | 2 |
Looks like we’ll have a Ferrari win..outside of Lerclerc’s engine blowing up again.
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 10:28 | 0 |
no idea....he took a pretty big hit in turn 1 too
Poor_Sh
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 10:29 | 1 |
I stopped myself saying that exact thing because YOU JINXED IT ugh
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 10:30 | 1 |
IT CAN STILL HAPPEN
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09/01/2019 at 10:33 | 1 |
Hamilton has turned on his Jaws music...
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 10:33 | 0 |
He’s struggling with those tires, now we have a Ricciardo train...
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09/01/2019 at 10:33 | 2 |
gah... this is going to be stupid close....if leclercs tires make it...
also albon might just catch perez
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
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09/01/2019 at 10:33 | 2 |
What time is it?
HAMMER TIME
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:34 | 1 |
that’s what the BATTLE FORECAST POWERED BY AWS says lol
Poor_Sh
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:35 | 2 |
Ok, I’m freaking out.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
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09/01/2019 at 10:37 | 2 |
Leclerc is sweating profusely right now
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> Poor_Sh
09/01/2019 at 10:37 | 1 |
Imagine how he feels
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09/01/2019 at 10:38 | 3 |
NORRIS!!! wtf...are you cursed
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09/01/2019 at 10:39 | 1 |
Sigh...
smobgirl
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09/01/2019 at 10:39 | 2 |
Ok I’m gonna cry. Poor Charles. Can he ever have anything nice without something awful happening first?
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:39 | 1 |
Hammy got it down from what, 6+ seconds to under .8 seconds.
Crazy
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:40 | 0 |
How convenient that GIO crashed in Sector 2 where HAM would be fastest. Commence conspiracy theories!
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 10:40 | 1 |
oh man...thats a hilarious mental image
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:41 | 0 |
What a fucking shame...
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> smobgirl
09/01/2019 at 10:41 | 0 |
i really hope he can... dude seems like a nice guy
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:42 | 0 |
yeah but he crashed on the last lap...that would have only helped if there was one more lap
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:43 | 0 |
fucking seriously......he shoulda got that result
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> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/01/2019 at 10:47 | 1 |
dudes a great
a very complainey great.... but stupid fast
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:47 | 0 |
It’s where HAM was always catching LEC but on that lap he had to hold back since he couldn’t go flat-out through the yellow flags. Might’ve put HAM a bit closer towards the bus stop chicane.
Either way, a hell of a drive from both of them. Happy that LEC got his first win but I’m sure we all wish it was under happier circumstances.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
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09/01/2019 at 10:48 | 3 |
HAM: questions strategy
*nearly wins the race*
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:48 | 0 |
but but but....the flags happened behind them
did i go mad?
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> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2019 at 10:49 | 0 |
anyhoo... mad or not... it was good...and yeah..wish it was under happier circumstances
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09/01/2019 at 10:50 | 0 |
ive never heard monacos national anthem before.....catchy
smobgirl
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09/01/2019 at 10:51 | 3 |
This is my favorite anthem combination. Please let Leclerc win the championship next year.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/01/2019 at 10:51 | 1 |
I thought I saw Hamilton passing by the scene.
Either way, doesn’t take away from either of their drives.